Friday, May 29, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Palindrome Encounter
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Virtual Haircut
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Punch Lines
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.” She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.” The wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore …” The man sighs and says, “It’s started …”
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It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30 in the morning in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses.
On the man’s second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line, “That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don’t open the damn store!”
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A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, “We have an opening for people like you.” “Oh, great,” he said, “What is it?” “It’s called the door!”
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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!” As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, “That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?” The guy catches his breath, then says, “Listen, I don’t want your money! And I don’t want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!
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A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. How long have I got?” “Ten,” the doctor says sadly. “Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!” The doctor interrupts, “Nine…”
Google Earth 5.0
Google Earth 5.0 gives you access to the past. It allows you to see the world and discover how it has changed over time. Also, this fascinating piece of software lets you plunge all the way to the surface of the ocean and explore its underwater terrain. On its touring feature, you can even record or add a soundtrack or narration to personalize your virtual adventure.
Watch the video to learn more about this new application.
Visual Talk
Saturday, May 2, 2009
New7Wonders Of Nature
The Official New7Wonders of Nature will be declared in 2011. Cast your vote now. If you want to see the latest voting update, click Live Ranking.
One Plus One Equals Three
Created by: Petter Prinz, Andreas Lewandowski, Linn Mork,Martin Wågnert,John Falk Rodén, Samuel Nilsson and Kalle Hagman
For The Record
He Pingping, a 20-year-old man from China who stands 2 feet 5.37 inches tall met Svetlana Pankratova of Russia to publicize the 2009 release of Guinness World Records.
At 6.43 feet tall, Pankratova, 36, named the woman with the longest legs in the world with a record-breaking measurement of 51.9 inches posed with Pingping, the world’s smallest man who can walk.


Photo by: Fred Duval/FilmMagic posted at www.people.com
Next Stop
WONDER: Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit (กรุงเทพ มหานคร อมรรัตนโกสินทร์ มหินทรายุธยา มหาดิลกภพ นพรัตน์ราชธานีบุรีรมย์ อุดมราชนิเวศน์มหาสถาน อมรพิมานอวตารสถิต สักกะทัตติยะวิษณุกรรมประสิทธิ์)
IMAGINE: The land of angels, the great city of immortality, various of devine gems, the great angelic land unconquerable, land of nine noble gems, the royal city, the pleasant capital, place of the grand royal palace, forever land of angels and reincarnated spirits, predestined and created by the highest devas.
Hit Or Miss
The Star-Spangled Banner, the National Anthem of The United States of America is a poem written by 35-year-old poet Francis Scott Key inspired by the Battle of Baltimore, fought on September 12-14, 1814.
With a range of one and a half octaves, this patriotic hymn is being performed by prominent vocalists in America. With countless live stadium performances witnessed by tens of thousands spectators, sometimes their renditions came out phenomenal, sometimes a disappointment.
Watch these videos and you decide!
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Cooliris: Cool Stuff
Speed and ease are just a click away. Download Cooliris now and Discover More!
Screenshots from Cooliris, Inc .
Mr. Gates Mug Shots
Wedding Mantra
I came across this fascinating tidbit from YouTube.
Check it out for yourself. It really works!
Eye Am

If you look at the image above and see dancer rotating clockwise, you are a right-brained thinker (creative, risk taker, appreciative, impetuous) but if you see her rotating counter-clockwise, you are a left-brained thinker (logical, detail oriented, practical, safe).
For more entertaining videos, games, pictures, and crazy stuffs, visit DIGYOUROWNGRAVE.COM.
Frank-ly Speaking
This man who was once a delivery truck driver is perhaps, the most celebrated personality in his field. Being known for his edgy and subversive style, this multi-awarded icon and 1989 Pritzker Prize recipient shows his ability to go beyond current modalities and structural definition that brings dramatic impact to the modern world.
Some of Frank Gehry’s designs:
Guggenheim Museum, Bilbao SpainPhoto: dutchoscarphotography
Jay Pritzker Pavilion, Millennium Park, Chicago, IllinoisPhoto: rheauchyr
The Condé Nast Cafeteria, New York, NYPhoto : arcspace
For Sydney Pollacks film about Frank Gehry, click here.








